First off I feel you should know I hate spiders. Not prejudiced by your undying attempt to annoy me....I hate you all big and small. Secondly, you should know I am not a morning person. I am not necessarily grouchy or mean just extremely sleepy and want to be left alone. I get up around 5am daily and want my peace. My only peace is I don't have to get the kids up and ready at the butt crack of dawn too!
For weeks you have managed to make a web between my husband's truck and mine. For weeks, I have walked through this web each and every morning when leaving for work. The first couple of times I was grossed out and flailed my arms about while gagging. I hate spiders! I hate the feeling of walking through a web then freak out at the fact that the spider might be on me. My only peace has been obviously you were not on me since you manage to rebuild the web nightly.
After weeks of this morning ritual, one would think the spider would give up
Well I am here to tell you I have won the battle and am here to say I have been victorious. Typing that sentence cracks me up since it was a battle against a spider that in my thoughts is no larger than the head of a pin. Any larger and I could still freak out!! I have beat you at your game! I am the bigger of the two
The giant compared to you lady who took weeks to beat you at your game. I will remain anonymous to you to avoid scrutiny over the fact that it took me weeks to outsmart you......I am blaming fear!