Marbles and beans will in fact get stuck in your nose causing panic and the necessity of an extraction team complete with extraction tools
Crying over EVERY LITTLE THING is seriously annoying and can cause severe bouts of insanity.
Being the youngest sucks (although I knew this from my childhood) and you always want to be big but can never seem to catch up because you will always be the baby!
New shoes make you jump higher because "the jump in the shoe is not worn out"
Selective listening is essential to life in order to not "hear" Mommy telling you to stop so you can get the extra jump on the bed or the extra punch on your brother
Jumping on furniture must be fun and ALL sense of "knowing better" flies out the window along with any and ALL listening skills
Trouble is thy middle name
Bandaids cure all
I love being told "I wuv you berry much Momma. You are my best Mom ever!" over and over again and it never gets old.
Hugs and kisses are essential to life