For some reason I can not get the small talk six buttongs to appear on here. I have tried all three sizes and nothing!! Oh well here it goes......back with my Small Talk Six!
6 jobs I think would be a blast to have
since I have been unemployed for 5 months hmm.........
2. A job where I can have an adult conversation
3. A job that will pay me money......any money
4. A dancer......no not a stripper or a pole dancer but a dancer......I love watching dancing and often wish I could dance for money but alas I am not that good and well I don't have the body that people want to pay to see!!! lolol I could be a roll dancer!! Oh my goodness...now that one cracked me up....seriously...you know you laughed!!
5. Hmm.......I would love to be a whale trainer.....ya'll know you go see Shamu, get the goosebumps then wish you could be in the water too! Me in a wet suit......NOT going to happen!! Plus I have a slight fear I could be seen as a good meal by the whale! THAT would suck!!
6. I heard google was a great job.....great benefits, nap times, game time and hey you know they make money!!
Yeah, I thought swimming with Shamu would be cool too! But then they would have to get a trainer to train me! I have to use one hand to plug my nose when under water, and ummm...I CAN'T DIVE! That is right! I am 30 years old and I never learned, or was too scared to dive! Belly flop I am awesome at, but pain I don't like. I also can't cartwheel...and I was a football and wrestling cheerleader for 4 years! Splits was my thing! Love ya!
ReplyDeleteYou KNOW you want to be a pole dancer! Bow chicka wow wow. You'd rock! Get up there and shake your money maker!
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine from college trains dolphins in Hawaii. Seriously. I hate her :D
ReplyDeleteThe pole dancer comment made me giggle! I would be in traction if I tried that. I'm with you when it comes to looking for some adult conversation. That would be a welcome change some days. I agree to watch out for Shamu :) That's one BIG co-worker!!
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