Time to join in the Writer's Workshop Wed fun with MamaKat!!
I choose #4.....
If your pet could talk, what would you want to know?
I would definitely have a little chat with our English Bulldog Moose!
WHY DO YOU CHASE YOUR TAIL 24 HRS A DAY?
Don't you realize by now YOU WILL NEVER EVER CATCH IT???
Do you not understand you wouldn't have to pant and slobber so much if you would just sit still for a minute and STOP CHASING YOUR TAIL??
Do you honestly think running in a circle and then BARKING AT YOUR TAIL EVERY SINGLE MORNING will make the tail give up and hop into your mouth? The tail is NOT scared of your bark and this only frustrates me more!!
Do you do all of this because you don't like me and you KNOW IT ANNOYS ME? THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!
You better be glad Hubs likes you!
Why do you sniff Samson's butt and lick his privates?
That is so disgusting!
OH and why all of the sudden are you pooping on the back porch instead of the grass?
You have pooped in the grass for years! What is the deal?
You have pooped in the grass for years! What is the deal?
I'd love to know the answer to that question with my aunt's dog.
ReplyDeleteThat's all he does...run in circles and bark at himself.
I'd be curious to hear his answers. Or maybe his questions to you.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted an English Bulldog, but my hubs is not into the whole animal in the house thing.
ReplyDeletewe have bulldogs too!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou gotta' love them!!!!!!
LOL!!! I hate when the kids let the dogs lick their faces... I keep telling them their tongue was just
ReplyDeleteVay Down Dere!!!
His answers would be interesting! So funny, Angela! You always keep me laughing.
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