Hubs: What did it feel like when YOU had appendicitis?
Loving amazing wife aka me: Why? Where are you hurting?
Hubs pointing to his left side by his ribs: Right under here!
Loving amazing wife aka me: Well I am not sure what exactly is hurting you but it's not your appendix.
Hubs: You think you know everything!
Loving amazing wife shows off anatomical knowledge: Well since your appendix is on the LOWER part of your torso on the RIGHT I am about 100% sure YOU do NOT have appendicitis BUT if YOU need to see MY appendectomy scar to be sure then go right ahead or better yet go to the hospital holding your left chest area and tell them you think you have appendicitis. I will take you personally just to see the look on their faces!!!
The most recent and most hilarious to me
Yesterday while waiting to be called at the doctor's office he leans to me and says, "Someone mentioned I should have my thyroid checked out too. Does that have something to do with diabetes?" I say, "I don't think so but I don't know much yet so I am not sure."
Fast forward to later on into the evening!
Hubs has been sitting on the couch then falls asleep. He gets up to go to bed and leans over saying, "OH WOW MY "THIGH"ROID HURTS!"
I look at him bewildered and concerned to see him bent over holding and massaging his THIGH!!
Laughter, coughing, crying and gagging ensues!
Hubs: It's not funny! It really hurts! (while still rubbing his thigh with his face straining)
Me: Laughter, coughing, crying and gagging continues to the point that I have to leave the room because I can't bear to look at him without laughing. I am unable to utter a single word!!
Hubs: As serious as can be....I don't see what is so funny! We should have had the new doctor check my thyroid!....while still rubbing his thigh.
Me: Still laughing and trying to catch my breath.
Hubs: You are starting to tick me off! What is so freaking funny!
Me: Unable to speak for quite sometime!
Hubs goes to bed upset ~ now he knows better than that!!
Me: Random laughter at the thought of his "thigh"roid pains and leg rubbing hops onto the computer
Hubs: Can you tell me now why my serious thyroid pain was so humorous?
Me: Your thyroid is NOT in your THIGH.....laughter...... it is in your neck/throat area!
The thyroid is located here
Being the helpful, loving and concerned wife that I am, I will not allow this to continue. So in an effort to help educate Hubs on anatomy, I am about to go into the living room to assist in Anatomy 101 with our loving friends from
I know, right!! Wife of the year!!!
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